pyramid of greatness

Former UCF student Joy Givens has challenged readers of her blog to concoct their own “pyramid of greatness’ modeled after the original created by Mr. Ron Swanson, the un-PC public bureaucrat at the Pawnee Parks and Recreation dept.   Ron’s pyramid is a “perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement.”

Here’s mine

If you’d like to make your own, you can get a blank template from Joy’s blog, and check out her personal pyramid of greatness.

See the charlie sheen pyramid.

amazon review literature

There is an emerging genre of edgy/sarcastic/snarky writing (on the internet? really???!) in some amazon product reviews. Check out these examples:

Quarter million dollar diamond ring
http://www.amazon.com/Platinum-Radiant-Trapezoid-Sidestones-Certified/product-reviews/B001G603AE/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

1 gallon whole milk ;”This product copiously leaks out of my nose whenever I read these reviews.” :
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=pr_all_summary_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

The steering wheel laptop desk I previously noted: http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/product-reviews/B000IZGIA8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

and of course the original, 3 wolf moon tshirt:
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1